Eight stories for EI8HT, continued

Four

“Your frames-on-face lifestyle-dispensing methodology has grown tedious” was the last thing he said to me before hefting the KFC bag of his personal effects and walking out of my life forever.

What really gets to me now is just how far off the mark he was: My methodology has never been about frames-on-face. I’ve always been about proximity-sensor, signal-analysis, vibration-mounting controls, but never about frames-on-face, never about manifold antistatic ionization, and most of all never about precision-wireworked catheterizing-habitat devices.

Classic “he said, she said,” I suppose.